Su siralar eglencem budur, girdim icine cikamiyorum bir turlu. Biraz daha yaziim sonra biraz cekiliiim:
-Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. (Sam Ewing)
-The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window. (Robert Paul)
-We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. (Phyllis Diller)
-I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe. (Bob Hope)
-I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. (Peter De Vries)
-[Introducing the best adapted screenplay at the 2003 Oscars®)] I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. (Steve Martin)
-I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. (Woody Allen)
-Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. (Albert Einstein)
-Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? (Billy Connolly) :-)
-The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! but 'That's funny...’ (Isaac Asimov)
-If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? (Stewen Wright)
-You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. (Stewen Wright)
-A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. (W.C. Fields)
Kapanisi bu inci yapsin. :^)
-Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. (Sam Ewing)
-The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window. (Robert Paul)
-We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. (Phyllis Diller)
-I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe. (Bob Hope)
-I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. (Peter De Vries)
-[Introducing the best adapted screenplay at the 2003 Oscars®)] I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. (Steve Martin)
-I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. (Woody Allen)
-Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. (Albert Einstein)
-Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? (Billy Connolly) :-)
-The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! but 'That's funny...’ (Isaac Asimov)
-If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? (Stewen Wright)
-You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. (Stewen Wright)
-A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. (W.C. Fields)
Kapanisi bu inci yapsin. :^)
3 yorum:
Relativity'nin bu kadar güzel bir tanımını daha önce duymamıştım.
Ah, gülen surat eksik kalmış. İşte burada: :)
selam alikayhan,
biz de oturup kafasini kaldirmadan deneyler yapip problemler cozuyor saniyoruz, meger az diilmis bizim albert. :)
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