Yine inci

Su siralar eglencem budur, girdim icine cikamiyorum bir turlu. Biraz daha yaziim sonra biraz cekiliiim:

-Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. (Sam Ewing)
-The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window. (Robert Paul)
-We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. (Phyllis Diller)
-I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe. (Bob Hope)
-I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. (Peter De Vries)
-[Introducing the best adapted screenplay at the 2003 Oscars®)] I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. (Steve Martin)
-I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. (Woody Allen)
-Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. (Albert Einstein)
-Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? (Billy Connolly) :-)
-The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! but 'That's funny...’ (Isaac Asimov)
-If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? (Stewen Wright)
-You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. (Stewen Wright)
-A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. (W.C. Fields)

Kapanisi bu inci yapsin. :^)

Inciler

Bu kadar gencecik olmemis olsaydi, daha nice guzeller yumurtlayacak olan d.adams'in gecen gun internette gezen ozlu sozlerine goz attim. Buraya birazini yazdim, ama ingilizce elbette, cevirileri Deli'den reca etsek. Son zamanlarda cevirim yok diye aglayip duruyo. :-D

(For Children): You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.

Anything that happens happens, anything that in happening causes something else to happen causes something else to happen, and anything that in happening causes itself to happen again, happens again. Although not necessarily in chronological order.

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be

I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones. And a computer nerd therefore is somebody who uses a computer in order to use a computer.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. (Zaphod Beeblebrox)

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realised there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

Yeri gelmemisken soyleyeyim: otostopcunun galaksi rehberi hayallerimi cok yikmis bir filmdir.

Mutlu olmak istiyorsaniz, cikolata yiyerek sevtap parman'in youtube'deki que sera sera 'yorumu' nu izleyin. Cikolata yemek farzdir, yoksa mutlu olmak imkan dahilinde degildir.